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Addams
Family divorce nightmare
“Morticia had a fling with Thing,” charges Gomez, referring to the disembodied hand that served the family. “It’s pretty bad. The kids are falling apart, Uncle Fester is getting lit and even Cousin Itt calls it a hairy situation.”
“She knows what that can do to a man -- or even a part of a man,” says the devastated industrialist. According to court papers, Morticia is seeking custody of the couple’s two children, Pugsley and Wednesday, claiming Gomez “would provide too stable of an environment for them to develop abnormally.” Morticia was reportedly traveling in But the family butler, Lurch, told the Cosmic Chronicle: “Uuuuhhhhh!” |
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