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Stardust was no act!
David Bowie comes out as an alien
By Sally Stackhouse
“This really should come as no surprise,” said
“Ziggy should have been a tip-off,” said Bowie, who actually took off his human disguise for performances. “And The Man Who Fell to Earth should have been the clincher.”
“They really should have figured out I wasn’t from around here when I didn’t need a stuntman to fall to Earth,” adds
“We met at a Hard Rock Cafe in the Centaurus Galaxy before a black hole diving trip,” she recalls. “To tell the truth, I’ve always been a sucker for redheads with purple eyes.”
“Don’t be ashamed of your alien orientation,” he says. “Be proud, walk tall and remember, if all else fails, you can always be a rock star.”
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