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Editor-in-Chief -
Gary Greenberg
White House exorcism -- 12.20.20
Trump wins Nobel Booby Prize -- 10.11.19
Trump inks deal with Devil -- 05.24.18
Robert Mueller subpoenas three witches -- 12.28.17
Cow abuse sparks MooToo campaign -- 11.28.17
Trump picks Mad Hatter to lead White House News Network - 02.09.17
Mad Hatter throws hat into presidential ring -- 02.01.12
Plus: Washington Insider
Octomom hires Casey to be nanny -- 08.01.11
Plus: LeBron blamed for debt crisis
Greece puts Mt. Olympus on the block -- 07.01.11
Plus: Dollar's slide tied to illegal drug
Green Giant trashes Monsanto -- 04.15.11
Plus: Liz and Dick wed again - in heaven
Middle East unrest raises the dead -- 03.01.11
Rhetoric heats up over zodiac -- 01.15.11
Mudslinging dries up Everglades -- 11.01.10
Bedbug stimulus boosts job growth -- 10.01.10
Cosmic Chronicle 2nd Anniversary extravaganza -- 06.01.10
Gulf Coast overrun by attorneys -- 05.15.10
Iceland declares war on Switzerland -- 05.01.10
Plus: Mad Hatter joins Tea Party
Health care will cause 'destruction' -- 04.15.10
Plus: Trump tells pope: 'Your'e fired!'
New vaccine may cure Toyota's ills -- 03.15.10
Plus: Cartoons win one in War on Terror
'Womanned' NASA missions to take flight -- 03.01.10
Plus: Docs remove Dick Cheney's heart
Obama declares War on Weather
Plus: Wolfman gave me worms, claims starlet
Catholic saints boost New Orleans -- 02.01.10
Plus: New iPhone app dials up the dead
Devil disputes Robertson on Haiti -- 01.15.10
Plus: George W. Bush turning invisible
Engineer taps power of stress -- 01.01.10
Plus: Christian group protests Big Bang
Tiger's love life is out of this world -- 12.15.09
Plus: Obama wins top galactic award
Salesman catches computer virus -- 12.01.09
Plus: Ghostbuster lost in space
'
Super' vaccine wins FDA approval -- 11.15.09
Plus: Ghostbusters head to space station
Space station haunted -- 11.01.09
Plus: Octomom trolls for more kids
Moon bombed in War on Terror -- 10.15.09
Plus: Monster Roundup
'Rude' flu spreading fast -- 10.01.09
Plus: Space alien speaks at U.N.
Jacko crypt neighbors up in arms -- 09.15.09
Plus: Octomom wants Jon & Kate's 8
Flu vaccine prevents socialized medicine -- 09.01.09
Plus: Man stranded on 'desserted' isle
Frankenstein new Monsanto spokesman -- 08.15.09
Plus: Obama is no 'natural born' citizen
Jews immune to swine flu -- 08.01.09
Plus: Tinseltown Tattlers on Paris and Jen
GOP accuses Cupid of meddling -- 07.15.09
Plus: Michael Jackson updates
Alien entity killed Jacko -- 07.01.09
Plus: White House bugged by spy fly
E.T. missing again -- 06.15.09
Plus: Space shorts
Rachel Alexandra is no filly -- 06.01.09
Plus:
Cosmic Chronicle
named best newcomer in galaxy
Octomom finds perfect match -- 05.15.09
Plus: Obama wows aliens with speech
Obama picked as planet leader -- 05.01.09
Plus: aHarmony, for aliens
The Devil puts profile on Facebook -- 04.15.09
Plus: Alien beauty sues Miss Universe pageant
Bush chose Men in Black to fight terror -- 04.01.09
Plus: Space station plagued by Gremlins
Octomom is the new Virgin Mary -- 03.15.09
Plus: Rush Limbaugh has pig DNA
Super smart prez wears thinking cap -- 03.01.09
Plus: Satellite crash a 'drunken' prank
Hero pilot exposed as android -- 02.15.09
Plus: FDA approves drug with no side effects
Spock picked to head NASA -- 02.01.09
Plus: Terrorist geese attack plane
Saudi ova-selling plot -- 01.15.09
Plus: Where Are They Now with Uncle Martin
Alien charges leveled at Obama -- 01.01.09
Plus: Somali pirate update
Somali pirates hijack spaceship -- 12.15.08
Space agency 'brews' up a winner -- 12.01.08
Plus: Brangelina adopt alien triplets
Phoenix Mars Lander found dead -- 11.15.08
Plus: Cheney's House of Horrors
Obama gets constellation -- 11.01.08
Plus: Krystal Ball, our new spiritual correspondent
Palin's Big(foot) Adventure -- 10.15.08
Plus: Monster Roundup
Bush claims moon -- 10.01.08
Plus: Commentary from Mr. E
Scientologists abandon Earth -- 09.15.08
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Plus: Celebrity advice with Charles Manson
Bizarros honor Fox News -- 09.01.08
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Plus:
David Bowie comes out as an alien
Sheriff Joe vaporized -- 08.15.08
Plus: Housing crunch hits space station
Dodge Caravan to replace shuttle -- 08.01.08
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Plus: Virgo the Virgin caught in threesome
Merck & Co. wins Nebula Award -- 07.15.08
Plus: Beloved boxer Rocky killed in ring
Lightsaber found on Mars -- 07.01.08
Plus: Pluto walkout averted
Osama abducted -- 06.15.08
Plus: Cartoons join fight against terror
Aliens clone Bush -- 06.01.08
Plus: Plumber blasts off to fix ISS toilet
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